About Us

On January 31, 2025, the Department of Grifting Elites, er umm, the DOGE boys, sent an email to 2.2 million federal government employees. The email encouraged all employees to leave the "lower productivity public sector" for the "higher productivity private sector." With that email came an offer to immediately resign from the federal government in exchange for 8 months of pay. 

Now imagine on that very same day, you were one of thousands of feds responding to and cleaning up the damage and debris caused by Hurricane Helene in North Carolina, or the Palisades and Eaton fires in Los Angeles, or literally standing in the freezing cold waters of the Potomac River pulling out the victims of the mid-air collision. 

Did any of those "low productivity" employees take that offer and abandon their posts? Hell no! They stayed because they are committed to each of their Agency's missions and to public service.

If the Trump Administration wants to root out the low productivity public sector, they're going to have to find us!

"I am Lower Productivity!"

"No, I am Lower Productivity!"

"No, I am Lower Productivity!"

Whether you're a federal employee who feels ridiculed but understands power in numbers, or a citizen who is fed up with the attacks on our public servants, we can all show support for the highly productive public sector employees who provide vital, sometimes life-saving, services to the American people.

Resist the Trump Administration. Identify yourself as a supporter of the so-called "lower productivity public sector."

The Lower Productivity clothing line will make all attempts to keep prices low so that everyone can afford our products and show their support. We currently use a Print-On-Demand service that charges both production fees and shipping fees that chip away at our profits. We will move to a local service with more competitive prices if demand allows for it.